In The Butt, Bob.
Mood:  happy
Topic: Poop
Two random butt-related topics that arose within seconds of each other:

(1) Ben and I were just quoting the famous old Biblical reference Get thee behind me, Satan! [Editor's knote: Matthew 16:23: But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.]

Not to be disingenuous, but doesn't it seem like that's the last place you'd want him?

(2) The current issue of Orange County Weekly, a notorious local free entertainment magazine/leftist rag, contains a headline on page 24 that reads NO ASS IS SHOWN.

Well, that's a relief.