Kiss The Girls.
Mood:  crushed out
Topic: Matt
Matt says he is going to kiss a girl for Valentine's Day. He has a girl at preschool all picked out for the kissing. Her name is Devon. I told him to be sure to wipe his nose first, and to kiss Devon gently on the cheek, and also to be sure she wants to be kissed, before he kisses her.

Matt is three years old, but definitely a ladies' man already. He's the one I'm going to have to watch, I can see that. He's the one who could end up involved with the teacher when he's sixteen, or deliver more than the Orange County Register on his paper route. Am I scared for him? Shit no. I am scared for the girls. They are going to really have to watch their asses, and their hearts, because I have known guys like Matt, and they are TROUBLE.