Auntie Meme.
Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Rants
God, I am SO fucking out of it, what with beating my brains out trying to conjure up some money without signing up with the Borg for yet another assimilation. I'm too old to be an outlaw.

So, without further ado, my answer to the fours meme. Those of you who know what I mean, know what I mean; and those of you who don't, please humor me. I've been under extreme duress these past few weeks.

Four Jobs I've Had:
1. Candy girl in a movie theatre.
2. Paralegal.
3. That is all.
4. There ain't no more.

Four Movies I Could Watch Repeatedly:
1. Raising Arizona
2. The Wedding Singer
3. Twister
4. Everyone Says I Love You

Four Places I've Lived:
1. Hatboro, Pennsylvania
2. Newark, Delaware
3. Middlesex, New Jersey
4. Newport Beach, California *

* Yes, the ACTUAL fucking Newport Beach.

Four TV Shows I Love to Watch:

1. Dave the Barbarian
2. The Simpsons
3. Home Improvement
4. The Brady Bunch

Four of My Favorite Books:

1. A Son of the Circus by John Irving
2. The Stand by Stephen King
3. Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams
4. Galopagos by Kurt Vonnegut

Four Places I've Been on Vacation:

1. Kauai
2. Long Beach Island, NJ
3. Tobago Cays
4. Palm Desert

Four Websites I Visit Daily:

1. CNN
2. National Weather Service San Diego
3. Bank of America
4. U.S. Bankruptcy Court Central District of California

Four of My Favorite Foods:

1. Bread pudding
2. Latkes
3. Scrapple
4. Dim sum

Four Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:

1. Hell in a handbasket
2. The golden road to unlimited devotion
3. Easy street
4. The Starship Heart of Gold

Four Bloggers I Am Tagging:

In Southern California, tagging is something you do with spray paint if your name is Ramon. I'm not tagging a fucking thing.

. . . There's something about responding to things like these that just feels so centerfold, to steal a Miss Doxie-ism. It's like My turn-ons include long walks on the beach and men who love their mothers! My favorite color is pink, and I'm going to try to the ignore the fact that you're staring up my cooch right now!

Once again, you're probably thanking God I don't turn on the camera.