Urethra! I Have Found It.
Mood:  on fire
Topic: Evil Things
I have finally figured out once and for all why men are forever looking at women's asses. I'm not kidding. There have been many theories on this topic over the years, and most of them have sounded like bullshit of one brand or another to me, and I've been standing back reserving judgment all this time. However, yesterday I hit upon the TRUE reason, and I'm going to tell it to you now.

They enjoy looking at our asses because most of us grow fond of pretty things at which we look quite a lot. Don't you find that to be true?

Men are always three steps behind us, chugging along, scratching their heads and trying like hell to catch up. THAT IS WHY THEY ENJOY LOOKING AT OUR ASSES. BECAUSE THEY HAVE SPENT GENERATIONS LOOKING AT THEM WHILE TRYING TO CATCH UP TO US.

Thank you for your time.