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Monday, August 8, 2005
A John Irving Novel.
Mood:  lyrical
Topic: Pregnancy
My friend Lisa predicted this baby: the time of her conception, her gender and the date of her birth. My daughter Erika predicted the circumstances: At three in the morning, with a great big flurry and commotion. And John Irving, apparently, wrote the birth story. At least that's what the L&D nurse said.

I awoke in the dead of night, as usual, to pee, and peevishly (ha!) made a mental note of the time: 2:55 a.m. I made a selection from the bathroom mini-library and lingered for a while over Southern California Curiosities by Saul Rubin, and in particular the entry on Caioti Pizza Cafe in Studio City, the place that serves the legendary Salad, the one notorious in So Cal for bringing on labor with absolute certainty. I pondered a trip to Studio City in the morning: whether I could persuade Ben to make the trip, and whether I wanted to subject myself to Los Angeles County for any reason whatsoever. Then I stood up.

Blood. Oh shit. That's not meant to be there. No contractions, but after a call to the Coochie Doc, we threw the last few items into the Doomsday Duffel and started dressing the kids.

They hustled us into an L&D suite and it soon became clear we were down for the count. The kids quickly got restless and started acting like bored little boys in a hospital room studded with machines that go ping and other fascinating gear -- in other words, like sleep-deprived bulls in an obstetrical china shop. I shouted out instructions and admonitions from the bed, including a request that Ben haul the new John Irving novel from my bag. The nurse turned around and looked at me for a long moment. You guys ARE a John Irving novel, she said.

Well, yeah. But we like it like that.

There's not much to tell. We couldn't raise Erika, who was apparently off doing what any self-respecting 21-year-old should be off doing on a Saturday night, so Ben ended up herding the boys home to bed and missing the actual birth. That's okay; I saw it in a mirror brought in for the occasion. When I caught sight of my femininity spread agape, I gasped out loud. You have to look up THOSE all day? I asked the Coochie Doc. No wonder they pay you the big bucks. I cut the cord myself. Hell, I'll try anything once. And Julia is a petite baby with a nice small head, for which I can't thank her enough, and that head is wreathed with a thick thatch of dark dark hair and a worried Hobbity expression.

She's what people call a good baby. (Which always slays us. As opposed to what? A BAD, EVIL baby?) Meaning that she is fairly quiet, and nurses like she was born to it (which of course she was), and is already hip to the idea of Mommy and Daddy's arms and voices as sources of comfort and general reasons to feel good. We're home from the hospital already; she is not 30 hours old yet. This pleases me. I missed my family. We all need each other to sleep. If there are missing members, no one sleeps right; I've slept about two hours between reading about Caioti's Pizza and right this minute.

We're safe together at home and it's time to rest. She? Is perfect. Worth the wait, and then some. The birth was perfect -- for us, anyway. A John Irving sort of birth into a John Irving sort of life. Lots of slapstick, big armloads of love. Welcome inside, Julia. Our circle is complete.

Posted by Gretchen at 3:14 PM PDT
Updated: Monday, August 8, 2005 7:27 PM PDT
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Monday, August 8, 2005 - 3:29 PM PDT

Name: Dana
Home Page: http://angstdujour.blogspot.com

Yay Gretchen and welcome Julia! I'm glad to hear they brought in the machine that goes *ping*. Obviously the hospital administrator must have been nearby.

Rest well with your family and congratulations.

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 3:30 PM PDT

Name: Melissa

CONGRATULATIONS! And welcome Julia!!!!

I felt a pang of sadness when I read that you were alone when Julia made her entrance, but then I realized it is sort of beautiful - just you and your daughter, working together, strong women. (Although I'm guessing that she probably wasn't *that* much of a help in the birth itself....but I'm sure she provided the inspiration.)

Glad that you're back at home, a complete family. I'm thrilled for you all!!!

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 4:46 PM PDT

Name: Cathy

Oh my - what a birth story! Welcome darling Julia. Your mommy is one awesome baby birther ;-) Oh to nurse a new baby again. What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your perfected family - and give her fuzzy head a kiss from the West's.

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 5:09 PM PDT

Name: Amy

Congratulations Gretchen!! And welcome little Julia! She's beautiful...

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 6:40 PM PDT

Name: Melissa

Congratulations Gretchen and family and welcome baby Julia!

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 7:00 PM PDT

Name: Heather

Congrats to you and your family. She looks adorable and your birth story, although Ben was not there, sounds perfect. Congrats again, She is beautiful and you look great too!

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 7:20 PM PDT

Name: Julie

CONGRATULATIONS Gretchen! She is absolutely beautiful! Kudos to you for looking wonderful as well. As usual you have your own way of making sure your world is perfect for you and I'm so glad that Julia has already found her way into your circle.

CONGRATS again to all of you!

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 7:30 PM PDT

Name: Lisa

Congrats again, my friend. She is positively divine....

Perhaps we'll meet in the spring? :)

Lisa

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 7:46 PM PDT

Name: Jennifer

Gretchen, she's beautiful! Congratulations to you and the Boys! I'm sorry that Ben missed her birth, but it sounds like it was euphoric anyways. This was a beautiful job well done.

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 8:16 PM PDT

Name: Brandy

I'm happy for you, Gretchen. She's a gorgeous little girl. How are YOU feeling?

Monday, August 8, 2005 - 8:45 PM PDT

Name: Emily
Home Page: http://peanutwagon.blogspot.com/

YAY!! Julia's is here!! Welcome to the world, little one!

What a lucky girl to be born into a home filled with such love!
OxOxOx to the whole fam!

Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 3:57 AM PDT

Name: Kristy
Home Page: http://bivo.blogspot.com

Congratulations, Gretchen and family! Julia, you've a wonderful family. Now go rock their world!

Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 6:31 AM PDT

Name: Rebecca
Home Page: http://ministones.blogspot.com

You DO realize that you need a new domain name, right? As Julia so clearly demonstrated on Saturday night, this is decidedly not the Mr. Baby Show any more. Way to stir the pot, Ms. J... I think you're going to be just what this family didn't know it needed!

The story is wonderful, and that beautiful baby girl is even more wonderful. Hearfelt congratulations and much love to all of you. That family bed is sure going to be a special place to be this week -- and for many years to come...

Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 6:58 AM PDT

Name: Neno
Home Page: https://www.angelfire.com/blog2/nenomonster/new/

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! She is beautiful and perfect and definitely neither bad nor evil. Nor does she look angry, which is quite a relief.

Thursday, August 11, 2005 - 8:08 AM PDT

Name: Laura

Congratulations to all of you! Make good use of that big comfy family bed... I'm sure you could all use a rest :-D

Thursday, August 11, 2005 - 8:36 AM PDT

Name: Suzy

Dear Julia,

Welcome to the world, O Beautiful One!! You are one lucky girl! Can't wait to find out all about what you are like, and to hear about your adventures in this world!

Dear Gretchen & Ben, Sam & Matt: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Enjoy these early weeks; they go by so incredibly fast....
I'm so happy for you!! Your pictures and story brought tears of joy!

Love,

Suzy & the gang

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