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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
New Coochie Doc.
Mood:  happy
Topic: Pregnancy
Today I met with my new Coochie Doc, Gregory DiRocco, M.D. He's a peach. My baby will be born at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, overlooking the blue Pacific. That's right, I will grunt out this puppy with an ocean view.

Right now we are looking at a scheduled induction. I know, I know -- this is contrary to everything my crunchy mommy friends would be advising, but it works for us. We hope to welcome Julia Rose Kathleen to the family on or about Sunday, August 7, 2005.

Life is not predictable, and babies seldom are. Me, I'm a creature of habit and structure. The idea of having a baby on a date certain has a powerful appeal -- maternity leave, care for my sons while I'm in labor, everything falls gloriously into place. Miss Julia may yet throw me a monkey wrench (breathes there a child who hasn't disappointed his or her mother even before birth?) but let me tell you, a tentative schedule is better than no schedule at all.

Oh, and my coochie was pronounced in good working order. I am officially Dr. DiRocco's oldest obstetric patient. Whee! Listen to this, he told the nurse. Forty-four years old and pregnant naturally.

Not just naturally, I pointed out. Accidentally, too. The two of them stared at me. I grinned. It's fun to be science fiction incarnate!

Posted by Gretchen at 2:12 PM PDT
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 - 11:44 AM PDT

Name: Kristy
Home Page: http://bivo.blogspot.com

You ARE a rock star, you know. Three kids over 40 has got to be worth sumthin.

And, just out of curiosity...how, exactly, did he pronounce your coochie to be in "working order?"

Friday, June 17, 2005 - 9:15 PM PDT

Name: Mary
Home Page: http://www.incorrigiblenightowl.com

Hey, if it works for you that's all that matters! I had inductions scheduled with both my kids because we live 95 miles from the hospital I decided to use. An hour and a half in the car while in labor didn't sound too appealing to me so we decided to go the induction route. The first kid got the jump on us and we never made I-day but the second one hung around until he was evicted. It went just fine. It really is nice to have it all pre-arranged, especially when you have other children for whom you need to make arrangements.

Sunday, June 19, 2005 - 11:06 AM PDT

Name: Rebecca
Home Page: http://ministones.blogspot.com

I know Kristy's tongue must be bleeding about now with all of this happy medical intervention talk, but I, too, am a huge fan of the induction. After 56 hours of sheer hell with my first labor, I found the "waltz into the hospital with a little bit of lipstick on, fill in the paperwork leisurely and pop out a baby a few hours later" route to be far superior. Here's hoping Miss Julia shares your (and my!) love of structure and that all goes as planned.

It's your figure, not your age, that makes you science fiction incarnate, just so you know...

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 9:21 AM PDT

Name: Kristy
Home Page: http://bivo.blogspot.com

My tongue is bandaged very nicely, thank you. I only lost *a little* blood. ;-)

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