I'm Scared Of Claudette Colbert's Eyebrows.
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Evil Things
Every time Ben falls asleep watching TCM, which is pretty much nightly, I'm frightened anew by Claudette Colbert, and in particular her eyebrows. What is it about old-time actresses and scary eyebrows? Barbara Stanwyck is particularly frightening; she looks like a man in addition to possessing scary eyebrows and a large arsenal of those freaky '40s hairdos.

Once, on vacation, I turned on TCM while Ben was out in the kitchen. What's on? he yelled.

I see Joan Crawford in a nightie, I yelled back.

Oh, he said. A monster movie.