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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Here Is My Money. There Is My Mouth.
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: Pregnancy
In the interest of finally putting my money where my mouth is, I give you: The Belly At The End of the Second Trimester, in order to prove once and for all that I do not have a single stretch mark to show for the three puppies I've already grunted out and the final puppy I'll be grunting out later this summer. The navel may be half-inverted and beak-shaped, the tattoo faded and stretched and barely visible, but of stretch marks there is not a one.


What good this does me, I am not altogether sure, and furthermore, I am far too sleepy to work it out -- it's not quite midnight on the West Coast and I was only startled awake by the transition from Matt kicking my belly from the outside to Julia kicking it from the inside. Perhaps that's how they communicate with each other? But earlier this evening (or does that count now as last evening?) I asked Ben to photograph my belly, to prove no stretch marks. And here is my proof. One doesn't need to have stretch marks to have babies, and one needn't be awake or coherent to blog, either, apparently. So it's back up to bed with my warm little Matt and my Julia-laden belly. Good night, kids, and easy on the kicking, please.

Posted by Gretchen at 12:15 AM PDT
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 5:54 AM PDT

Name: Joy

Well Gretchen - I have more than my share of stretch marks after only one kid. I would be more than happy to peel them off me and send them your way ;-)

BTW, I had no stretch marks at 7 months. They all appeared at the end - after I gushed about not having any.

I do have to say that's one nice looking belly.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 8:23 AM PDT

Name: Heather

You look maaaaavalous!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 9:21 AM PDT

Name: Melissa from PumpMoms

It's a shame....I used to *really* like you. But now, I must hate you. It's not an option - you're just a truly despicable woman.

No stretch marks. Absurd!

;-)

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 10:10 AM PDT

Name: kristy
Home Page: http://bivo.blogspot.com

So am I the only one who has caught the "f* you" our Gretchen has buried in these pictures? Oh! Pardon me. I didn't realize you had an itch ;-)

You look mah-velous. And you suck.

Kristy

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 11:10 AM PDT

Name: Rebecca
Home Page: http://ministones.blogspot.com

Leave it to eagle-eyed Kristy to catch the good stuff. And leave it to Gretchen to put it there in the first place. Beautiful tum, my dear. Deserves to be rubbed lovingly by random buxom blondes, that tummy does. Now if you *really* want to put your money where your mouth is, let's see it again postpartum...

Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 6:22 AM PDT

Name: Brandy

Yeah, yeah.. no stretch marks. Damn you! LOL!! I've only got two kids and my lower stomach looks like a road map :(

And, yeah... nice birdy there, Miss Gretchen! We love you too!! ;)

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