A Fun Disease.
Topic: The Tao of Ben
Everyone at our house is sick. It's my fault; I caught it at work, from our accounting department. That sounds a touch scandalous, until you consider that my firm's "accounting department" is this chick whose desk is ten paces outside my office.

Ben was complaining of his symptoms this morning, and I felt guilty for infecting the household. I told him "I'm sorry. This is not a fun disease to have. . . . Then again, I guess there are no fun diseases to have."

"Well, there's St. Vitus Dance," Ben suggested.