Really No Excuse.
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: Evil Things
There is a three-person team of local talk radio personalities, Frosty, Heidi and Frank, who end each show with a list of apologies to anyone they may have offended during the day's broadcast. In that spirit, today I would like to apologize to Catholics, pot smokers, adolescent girls, crickets, and the sour divorcee next door.

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A 12-year-old boy gets hit by a car while riding his bike. The paramedics arrive at the scene and see that his injuries could be life-threatening. Concerned, one of the paramedics leans down and whispers Kid, do you want a priest?

The kid looks up and whispers back, How can you think of sex at a time like this? (Thanks to Mark L.)

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A father takes his 11-year-old daughter to the doctor for a sore throat. While you're at it, doc, he says, why don't you throw in some birth control pills? The doctor, shocked, asks, Do you mean to tell me an 11-year-old girl is sexually active?

Nah, says the father. She just lays there, like her mother.

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See? I told you. Appalling. But I'll bet you tell at least one of them to someone today.