Womb With A View.
Mood:  happy
Topic: Sam
Sam has been chatting quite knowledgeably about the baby in my belly. The other day he told me, "I want to go back in your belly."

I told him "Sam, you wouldn't like it in there anymore. It's boring in there. There aren't any toys in there. There's no TV. There are no DVDs."

He replied "Yes, there are! There are toys and TV and DVDs and remotes."

I told him "If there were, then you and Matt would never have come out of there. You'd still be in there."

If there were, their father probably would have found a way to get in there with them by now.