Sam Speaks.
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Sam
Some odd Sam-isms:

He loves to go to the Ninety-Nine Cent Store, but he calls it the Ninety-Cent Cent Store.

He likes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which he calls peanut butter and sandwich.

He has a mask like the ones in the movies Scream and Scary Movie. For some reason he calls that a Pussy Ghost. We've asked him why, but he just looks at us like we're simpleminded and patiently explains, "That's what kind of ghost that is."

He has a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe castle playset with action figures. He calls the castle his Salmon Game and the action figures his Salmon Guys. Again, we're completely mystified as to what is salmon about them.

Strange how this kid's mind works.