The Academy Would Like To Thank . . .
Mood:  happy
. . . Sam, for picking out chocolate chip cookies at the store and explaining "They're not spunky, they're chocolatey." (Editor's Knote: Whaaaaat?)

. . . Matt, for grinning with such charming and obvious pleasure as he peed into his freshly drawn bath.

. . . Ben, for the times I overhear him interacting with his sons, making me almost cry and very much want to kiss him.

. . . Sam, for so sincerely claiming credit when he farts.

. . . Matt, for the long explanations in language no one but Matt can understand, but which are clearly heartfelt and very detailed.

. . . Ben, for knocking me up twice. Thanks for the two little squirts (ahem).