NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH.
Mood:  spacey
Topic: The Human Condition
No, not exciting news but -- I HAVE THE FLU. So, if I appear to have vanished, only because I have a desktop not a laptop.

I promise to cough one more time just for you. Please proceed to feel dreadfully sorry for me and all. Thank you! Meanwhile, DON'T FORGET TO POST YOUR PROBING PERSONAL QUESTIONS.

(Although on second thought, a girl should probably refrain from using the words probing and personal in the same sentence.)