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cheekyTopic: Evil Things
By popular demand:
Two men were captured in the bush by cannibals and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they could choose to be put to death one of three ways: By boiling water (and he pointed out a large cauldron being heated over a campfire); the quick death by spear; or roo-roo.
The first man thought for a moment and asked the chief what roo-roo was. The chief replied that roo-roo was an ancient sexual ritual. The first man chose roo-roo.
The chief replied, "That's an excellent choice." He led the man to a large tree, where he was tied naked to the tree, raped by all of the men in the village, and left to die.
The other man had witnessed his partner's demise and told the chief that he preferred to die the quick death by spear.
The chief looked at him and said, "That is also an excellent choice. But first, roo-roo."
Posted by Gretchen
at 11:48 AM PDT
