Reamed At The Pumps.
Topic: Rants
This morning I spent $2.35 per gallon to gas up the minivan. (Yes, I drive a minivan. You're issued one when you have your second baby, didn't you know?) This was the best price available after scouting the area over the weekend. Most places, you have to pay in the $2.40s and even the $2.50s. I understand it's higher in Malibu and possibly in Honolulu, but that's about it; gas prices in Orange County are amongst the highest in the country. It cost me nearly $40 to fill my tank. Damn, my butt hurts.

I should have gone inside beforehand and asked the guy for a kiss. You know, if I'm going to get screwed, I should at least get a kiss first, right?