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Topic: Rants
Because I am both a mommy and a nerd, I have a Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban day-by-day photo calendar on my desk. I don't want to admit it, but I have to: Those boys, who are now around fifteen, are getting intriguing looking. Daniel Radcliffe himself, that redhead who plays Ron Weasley, even the evil blond kid. I should probably go to jail for even thinking this. Call me the Wife of Bath.
For that matter, there is always something intriguing about that little-kid look. Tobey Maguire has always been fascinating to me; he's of age, but has that wide-eyed Oh my goodness, I've never seen a boobie before look. You just want to persuade him to do dirty things with you.
Shit, could someone please dump a bucket of water on me or something? Damn these pregnancy hormones. Four children and they have never clobbered me quite this hard before. And now I am off to ponder the intricacies of the United States Code, which is this girl's substitute for thinking about baseball.
Posted by Gretchen
at 10:47 AM PST