Thoughts On Joe Jackson.
Mood:  lyrical
Topic: Rants
He's done some brilliant stuff. For three days I've had Is She Really Going Out With Him? stuck in my head, so I brought his 1996 Greatest Hits collection to the office today. It also includes tracks from his 1982 release Night and Day, which is an amazing album.

But: good Christ, that guy is a gigantic fairy. I mean he is just the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life. Or, should I say, I have ever heard. Corporeally, I have always thought he looked like a sperm, or maybe a fetus. The Reproductive Fairy.