Mood:
flirtyTopic: Schnauzer
So I called up Erika, and it went like this.
Me: I miss you. Guess what's in the Pennysaver?
Erika: Yes, I saw the mini schnauzer puppies. What's your point?
Me: Well, I'm just saying. Look, they have females. This one is two months and this one is eight months.
Erika: Don't get me started.
Later:
Me: So there are these schnauzer puppies in the Pennysaver.
Ben: Puppies? GOD. They're irresistible when they're two months old. Those faces.
Me: I know. Look at this price! It's like they're paying YOU.
Ben: ME?
Me: Well, not YOU PERSONALLY, unless that's what you WANT.
Ben [confused]: Okay.
Me [to myself]: Bwahahahahaha.
Posted by Gretchen
at 11:29 PM PST
