BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Mood:  bright
Topic: Evil Things
Viewing my traffic reports, I found that the following searches -- reported here VERBATIM and NONE OF WHICH I AM MAKING UP -- produced hits on the Mr. Baby Show within the past week:

Great Blue Basenji *
"Seven years old" + diapers
Blak Mother Fuckers (HEE!)
Thomas Haden Church's children
Diarrhea + baby + smelly
Male Dogs Peeing On Everything *
Faded Stretch Marks
Newborn Smelly Poop *
Dave the Barbarian
My Little Baby
Pushing Out the Baby
Teen With Condom
Pregnancy + Sex
Show Me the Coochie
I Have a Poopy Inside My Diaper
Infants Smelly Farts *
James + Dyson + Gay
Delicious Mammaries *
Babies and No Rectum
Stripper in Baby Pool
Miniature Schnauzer Problem Peeing
Newborn Grunting + Poop
Large Freaky Nipples *
Smelly Nursing Dog *
Pee + Poo + Children

* Would be great name for rock band

Whether this says more about me or about my casual readers, one hates to speculate.